About this quiz
This is a one-question noir satire about ideals versus incentives. You're offered a clear case and a foggy hallway. The fun is watching how "the system" labels you based on what you choose.
How to play
- Read the prompt at the top of the screen
- Pick one of the two answers
- You'll see a result card with your "Recruit Profile"
- Press Restart to play again
Tips
- Read it like a detective: the question is the joke, but the tone is the punchline.
- Try both answers—then decide which outcome feels more "official."
- Screenshot the result you think hits hardest and send it to your group chat.
FAQ
Is there a "right" answer?
In a noir, "right" is complicated.
Do choices affect anything else?
Not yet—this is a micro-game.
Will there be more questions?
Possibly. The case file is always growing.
Does this collect personal data?
It shouldn't. No login required.
Changelog
- v1.0 — Single-question public release
- Next: more questions, a "Share Result" button, and optional randomizer mode
Parody disclaimer
FBI Recruit Quiz is fictional satire for entertainment. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any government agency. It does not provide real-world instructions or guidance.
