What it is
FBI Recruit Quiz is a tiny satire dressed like a film noir confession. You're handed a clean-cut case with dirty edges: big fraud, big evidence, big consequences. You pick a path… and the machine spits back your "official" profile like it's all just business.
Short hook
Step into the smoke-filled hallway of a hard-boiled bureau fantasy, see? One question. Two answers. And a result that tells you what kind of "recruit" the system thinks you are.
How it works
- Hit Play
- Read the scenario
- Choose one of two answers
- Get your "Recruit Profile" result
- Hit Restart to run it again
Why it exists
This game is for anyone who's ever watched the paperwork get heavier than the truth. Sometimes the rules say one thing… and the hallway whispers another.
FAQ
Is this a real recruitment test?
No. It's parody.
Why only one question?
Because one question can tell you plenty. More may arrive later.
Do I need an account?
Nope. Click and play.
Can I share it?
Screenshots encouraged.
Parody disclaimer
FBI Recruit Quiz is fictional satire for entertainment. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by the FBI or any government agency. Nothing on this site is advice, instruction, or a claim about real events.